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Game Diary / 11 March 2007 / John / 0
Look, I had no choice, alright? One thing about Circle of the Moon – it’s a bit hard! First boss killed me a couple of times before I realised that the correct strategy is to squeal like a girl and run away from all its attacks, only pausing to whipporise it when a clear opportunity
Game Diary / 10 March 2007 / John / 0
Oh no! It’s grabbed me. I wasn’t sure if it would, but it did. So, I’ve stormed the cave and gubbed the Djinn, at which point I was transported away and it started with the music and the titles and I got all shivery and thought “yup, this is Final Fantasy”. So, I can now
The Tube / 10 March 2007 / John / 3
I don’t know where to start. I really don’t. I think I need to make an assumption, really. If you watched Shaun of the Dead and thought that (a) it was really stupid and (b) that that was a bad thing, then you’re not going to enjoy Hot Fuzz. It’s another ACEBEST stupid-fest by Simon
Completed Games, Game Diary / 10 March 2007 / John / 0
w00+! Aria of Sorrow is c0mplet0r1z0red! (or something). Not as substantial as Harmony of Dissonance, but still an awesome game. The end of game boss was so easy he practically beat himself, but by that time I was too knackered to deal with a hard boss anyway – the guy (no spoilers, please, we’re British)
Game Diary / 9 March 2007 / John / 0
Bad guy defeat0red! Except he’s not really the bad guy – the bad guy is…… someone else! So, now I need to go off and find Chaos and give him/her/it a good slapping down. Trouble is, I don’t think Mr Belmont is going to be happy with me and I know he’s around there somewhere.
Game Diary / 9 March 2007 / John / 0
Urg! Balore == defeatored! His appearance (i.e. AFTER the boss bat) is pretty funny in a campy B-Movie kind of way, but he doesn’t really put up that much of a fight. So, I can now turn into a bat and have a bag stuffed full of ridiculously powerful swords. So – two books collected,
Game Diary / 8 March 2007 / John / 0
 Three things. 1. Legion == defeatorated. 2. 72.6% of the map is explored. 3. Now that I’m used to playing GBA games on my shiny DS Lite, half an hour on my lad’s GBA Micro has resulted in severe cramps in my left thumb.
Game Diary / 8 March 2007 / John / 0
Woah, what? I’ve only done 54.3% of the map and I’m at DEATH already? Oh well! His first form was pretty easy but the second form was harder. I used every potion I had, but he went down on the second attempt. I can now do a funky sickle throw thingy and I picked up
Game Diary / 8 March 2007 / John / 1
Hah! I can now walk on water, I’ve found part 3 of the map and have the poisontastic Hrunting (a nice shiny sword which is very fast and does loads of damage). So, scampering around the map got me into the floating garden which has routes to various unattached floaty rooms that have annoying hoppy-about-the-placey
Game Diary / 7 March 2007 / John / 1
See what I mean about it being pretty and colourful? Anyway – I’ve uncovered 34.1% of the map and really only popped back to Hammer (that man has a one-track-mind) to stock up on potions after Headhunter made me use them all. I’ve got a pretty good idea where to go next, but there’s a