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Game Diary / 19 July 2007 / John / 2
This game is so bad I can’t even be bothered downloading the box art for this post. The 18 certificate should have told me all I needed to know, but I wasn’t prepared for the unpleasant, infantile and ugly morass awaiting me. I have better things to do with my life than “play” crap like
Game Diary / 19 July 2007 / John / 2
This is beginning to get a little scary. Britain has expelled four Russian diplomats. Now Russia has expelled four British diplomats. That’s how it begins! But before long, there’s NIPPING! and SLAPPING! and CHINESE BURNS! BBC NEWS | Politics | Russia expels four UK diplomats
Game Diary / 18 July 2007 / John / 0
Chapter Two. I’m currently rummaging about on the top of a mountain to get to dry dry desert and it’s inhabited by loads of orrible little things. They disguise themselves as pebbles and leap out at you when you don’t expect it. Trouble is, although they only have 2HP they have 2 defence which means
Rants / 18 July 2007 / John / 0
You read it here first, folks. Grilled Figs and Parma Ham with Balsamic Rocket Salad in Summer Recipes – Tesco.com
Rants / 18 July 2007 / John / 0
OH NOS! ZOMG! He will blow up the airy-o-plane using a DRAWING OF A BOMB! And what’s a “TERROR BLUEPRINT” anyway? Is it a piece of paper with a REALLY SCARY FACE drawn on it? EDIT: RedSmartie (the real one, not the fake Canadian loser) has kindly sent me a scanned image of a TERROR
Game Diary / 15 July 2007 / John / 0
I forgot how little of this I’d actually played. Really just the short introductory dungeon. Anyhoo, I had a short go today and managed to EVENTUALLY get into the Goron city and beat the Goron Leader at sumo wrestling. I had a quick peak at the Goron Mines dungeon – just really a quick walk
Game Diary / 15 July 2007 / John / 0
Chapter One Complete! First Star GET! Etc. I did a bit of castle storming, upgraded my little team to level 3 (couple of hard choices, though – I’ve gone for one +5 health, one +3 badges and one +5 FP so far) and done a bit of castle storming. So, the idiotic Koopa Bros and
Game Diary / 14 July 2007 / John / 1
Gah! So, I fired up Animal Crossing in a desperate bid to raise some turnip-cash for the turnip person coming tomorrow. Thing is, I rarely ever get my hands on Animal Crossing as my daughter usually has it. Well, she wasn’t paying attention today and I sneaked it. Anyhoo, imagine my horror in discovering that
Game Diary / 14 July 2007 / John / 4
Woohoo! I’ve wanted this for yonks and it’s one of those games which just doesn’t emulate properly. Fortunately, though, those kind gentlemen at Nintendo have seen fit to make it available on the Wii for a mere seven quid. So, seven quid dutifully handed over and I’m in papery heaven. It’s not a million miles
Game Diary / 14 July 2007 / John / 0
Yay for Wii Sports! I’m having fun with Oblivion, don’t get me wrong, but it just takes itself too seriously. So, I had a few extended sessions of tennis before being roundly thrashed at bowling by my six year old daughter. Then Mrs Gubbins had a go and was likewise soundly thrashed. I’m quite intrigued