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Rants / December 18, 2007 / John / 0
See? I told you! Nothing is sacred any more – the politically correct brigade are entwined so deeply into the fabric of our society that we can no longer express ourselves artistically. What a load of utter crap. Beeb censors Fairytale of New York | The Register
Rants / November 28, 2007 / John / 1
In which rampaging political correctness strikes at the very heart of all that is sacred. So, Wifie – the Christmas Spirit being upon her – decided to buy a “Best Ever Christmas Songs Ever Ever Volume 29” album. You know the one, Noddy Holder, Chris de Burgh – the kind of thing you can only
Rants / October 8, 2007 / John / 3
Right. Now pay attention while I make something completely clear. It’s not “The Festive Season”. Neither is it “The Holiday Season”. It’s CHRISTMAS. That’s right, CHRISTMAS. With the word CHRIST in it. If you don’t celebrate Christmas, well, then that’s a shame but we’re all entitled to our beliefs. Just as we are entitled to
Rants / October 5, 2007 / John / 5
OK. So, yesterday I received my 13th request from a semi-stranger to join his network on Facebook. Let me make this as completely clear as I possibly can, to save anyone else from asking. I do not have a facebook account. I will never have a facebook account. I have no interest whatsoever in YOUR
Rants / September 21, 2007 / John / 0
Oh my God! I never realised! It’s BORING lessons that kids skive off from, not INTERESTING ones! In the name of all that’s holy, how much money was squandered on this research project? More to the point, what are they going to be “revealing” next? “Bread and Cheese linked to Cheese Toasties”? “Driving Cars linked
Rants / September 10, 2007 / John / 1
Erm…. very noble, I’m sure but wouldn’t, well, food be more useful? Or clean drinking water? Or schools? BBC NEWS | Technology | Mobiles for the ‘world’s poorest’
Rants / September 10, 2007 / John / 0
Woohoo! Nice one guys! But, if it’s not too much trouble, is there any chance you could put some energy into STOPPING THE POLAR ICE CAPS MELTING AND WIPING OUT THE HUMAN RACE?? ‘k, thx, bye. BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Hidden method of reading revealed
Rants / September 3, 2007 / John / 0
Wow! That’s useful, guys, but is there any chance you could take a break and TRY AND STOP GREENLAND MELTING at some point?? BBC NEWS | Health | Scientists discover height gene
Rants / July 18, 2007 / John / 0
You read it here first, folks. Grilled Figs and Parma Ham with Balsamic Rocket Salad in Summer Recipes – Tesco.com
Rants / July 18, 2007 / John / 0
OH NOS! ZOMG! He will blow up the airy-o-plane using a DRAWING OF A BOMB! And what’s a “TERROR BLUEPRINT” anyway? Is it a piece of paper with a REALLY SCARY FACE drawn on it? EDIT: RedSmartie (the real one, not the fake Canadian loser) has kindly sent me a scanned image of a TERROR