Arse
“Can I have a 9 pin hardware gender changer please?”
“Eh, what?”
“Can I have a 9 pin hardware gender changer please?”
“Yeah, sorry, I heard what you said, I meant what as in ‘why’, not what as in ‘what'”
“I want to attach a second monitor to my video card.”
“And you need a gender changer for that?”
“Yes – the monitor cable doesn’t fit.”
“You sure it’s not a DVI-VGA convertor you need?”
“No no, it’s the right connector, it’s just the gender is wrong.”
“Let me take a look.”
“..”
“..”
“..”
“That’s not a video port. That’s a serial port.”
“Yes, that’s why I need a gender changer.”
“Castrating a male donkey doesn’t make it a cat.”
August 12, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I like it when they ask you why their mouse isn’t working, and it’s because they’ve plugged the USB plug into a network socket.