Author: John

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii)

Ok, so I’m 24 hours and 5 minutes into the game. And BANG! I have the Master Sword, the music starts, the storyline blooms and all of a sudden it’s not just Zelda, but it’s the most ACE Zelda ever! I’ve crossed a desert, heading to a haunted prison, and stormed a goblin camp. Up

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Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii)

Well, that session was just chock full of those moments that make a Zelda game special. So much so, in fact, that my rants about last night’s boss battle are nothing but a distant memory and all is forgiven. Without giving away any plot specifics, something unexpected and a little shocking happened between Midna and

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Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii)

Water Temple DONE! But with a nasty shock. For the first time EVER (in my experience) a Zelda dungeon was ruined by a rubbish boss. Not a stupidly hard boss, but a rubbish boss. The reason being that it broke the rules of the game. See, the thing is, with the magic blue suit you

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Gaaaaaaah!

Ok, so we popped into Edinburgh for a while today. Imagine my horror to notice that GameStation had MINT copies of Oracle of Seasons and Oracle of Ages in the window. They’re like hens teeth these days, and I didn’t have a sausage with me 🙁

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Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii)

I did, naturally, play Anno today, but if I blogged every time I picked it up I’d spend 50% of my life blogging and the other 50% playing Anno, so would clearly die of malnutrition. So I’m not going to say anything about it and talk, instead, about Zelda. So, I’m in the water temple,

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Anno 1701 (DS)

And so another lunch hour is mercilessly devoured by Anno. I’m on Chapter 3 mission 8 (still) where I’ve formed a pretty successful colony (but need….. more…. land…!) and am building a small fleet to head out and attack the pirate’s home island. Trouble is, upgrading warships and troops at the academy is expensive –

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Anno 1701 (DS)

Another lunchtime lost to Anno. I’m on Chapter 3 mission 7 (I think) of the single player campaign and have been tasked with mining loads of jewels for the queen. Trouble is, the two islands in the peninsula are horribly infertile and keeping a colony going with precious little raw materials. I also have a

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Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii)

That’s what I was needing! A saturday morning Zelda session. Anyhoo, much progress made – the final area of Twilight (yeah, right) has been lifted, after the daftest and most fun boss fight yet – a giant wriggly bug thing in the middle of Lake Hylia. So, next up I need to get to the

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Anno 1701 (DS)

This is exactly what you don’t want. Trust me. I had a bank holiday stretching ahead of me when I turned it on. Now I have a DS with a flat battery which I can’t charge because my missus’ current EBA addiction means hers lives on the charger (I do have a spare, but really!

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Uber Update

In which many game sessions are combined into one and some surprising facts emerge about the clientel of GameStation. Well, I’m finally making some progress in Zelda! I think my problem has been that I haven’t been playing it regularly so the first half of any play time I have is spent trying to work

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