The Human Race is Doomed
Tonight, my children have effectively demonstrated that the human race are lucky to exist at all. After a two hour session of Og: Unearthed they managed to shake off an over-friendly brachiosaurus by grunting loudly, run away from an elephant they thought was a tyrannosaur, richochet wildly about a thicket of springy bamboo while almost being killed by a giant marsupial which didn’t actually fight back. They did have some triumphs though – they managed to lose two clubs and kill a beaver and a small cat.
They also learned the skill “Tease bee”.
The human race is doomed.
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