I see dead chickens

Oh yes, indeed. I have seen the future and it is chicken shaped.

So, Tesco arrived tonight with our grocery delivery. Whilst unpacking, I came across a cold undefinable lump in the bottom of the bag. On pulling it out, it was revealed as an unfeasibly large chicken. By large, you understand, I don’t mean “big”. I mean fecking HUGE! This is Cujo the chicken. Ok, so we eat lots of chicken in chez Dow, but we tend to eat nice polite breast fillets or somesuch – something that generally doesn’t look at all chicken like. Well, this time we have the poor beast in its entirety, complete with feathers and its little feet shoved firmly up its arse. I haven’t the faintest idea what to do with it. Anyone with any suggestions, please send to jmd@nelefa.org.

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