The Temple of Bague Wasting bandwidth since 1997 - Now in our 27th wasteful year!
Rants / September 13, 2005 / John
“Don’t Panic!” the newspapers scream. “Meeeeeeehhhhhhh!” bleats the population of Midlothian. “Meeeeh? What are we not supposed to panic about? Fuel? Protests? Fuel protests? MeeeeeeEEEAAH! Look! A petrol pump with one person waiting!” “THE SKY IS FALLING IN” And so the newspapers create a fuel shortage where none existed. None existed because there are no
Game Diary / September 13, 2005 / John
Every part of this game, including the bosses has been an absolute joy. Alongside the main quest there’s all the miniatures to collect, the kinstones to join, and all the exploring to do. So why bother adding a fecking irritatingly long winded battle at the end? It’s not that the final boss is difficult, cos
Game Diary / September 12, 2005 / John
Guhhhh. Had my bottom handed to me on a plate with a nice side serving of lettuce. The end of game boss is….. tough. He’d be less tough if he was a bit nearer the save point though. First you have to cross a bridge with an annoying swingy macey person, then gub fifty million
Game Diary / September 12, 2005 / John
Peril Beam GET! I can now spew forth gushes of scary power when I’m on my last heart! So it’s off to Castor Wilds to find the amazing uber-choppy-whack-whack move. And then it’s bossville. Oh yes. It is. I will NOT be raking about hunting for miniatures and I will NOT be raking around looking
Game Diary / September 12, 2005 / John
Sword Beam GET! I can now send forth fiery issue from my Level Four Sword of Elementary W00tNESS! Now it’s off to Lake Hylia for some watery hijinks.
Game Diary / September 12, 2005 / John
Roll Attack GET! And I got another bit of heart container – I have officially Rull Realth[0]! Now. Must stop playing Zelda. Work to do. [0] It should probably be noted at this point that “Rull Realth” is a hangover from Scooby Doo: Night of 100 Frights – a game which I urge you to
Game Diary / September 12, 2005 / John
Hah! No way am I tackling the boss yet! I’ve just realised I only have four of the sword attack power ups and I need to have all seven before I can learn the über-swipe. So, I’m off on another four quests. First it’s off to Mount Crenel to learn the Roll Attack. Then it’s
Game Diary / September 11, 2005 / John
Ok – where in God’s name was I? Had I finished the cloudy up in the air place? Yup – turns out I had – I had upgraded to the four sword in the elemental sanctuary….. ah that was it! I got lost in Dark Hyrule! There’s also that huge wad of doubt – I
Completed Games, Game Diary / September 10, 2005 / John
And it was ACE! It was a little on the short side (just over five hours) and I got the sad ending (I must have missed a bit of D’s past somewhere), but it was still TEH GRATE. One minor complaint it a five hour completion time on a 30 quid game – that’s six
Game Diary / September 9, 2005 / John
They’ve done it. Finally. Yesterday, another code was an enjoyable adventure game with a nice story. Today it’s a work of absolute genius. For those of you who’ve played the game, I’m sure you’ll know I’m talking about the method employed to find the location of the key to the musical box. I don’t think