The Temple of the Mighty Bague

Erm…. very noble, I’m sure but wouldn’t, well, food be more useful? Or clean drinking water? Or schools?

BBC NEWS | Technology | Mobiles for the ‘world’s poorest’

Woohoo! Nice one guys! But, if it’s not too much trouble, is there any chance you could put some energy into STOPPING THE POLAR ICE CAPS MELTING AND WIPING OUT THE HUMAN RACE??

‘k, thx, bye.

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Hidden method of reading revealed

Wow! That’s useful, guys, but is there any chance you could take a break and TRY AND STOP GREENLAND MELTING at some point??

BBC NEWS | Health | Scientists discover height gene

You read it here first, folks.

Grilled Figs and Parma Ham with Balsamic Rocket Salad in Summer Recipes - Tesco.com

OH NOS! ZOMG! He will blow up the airy-o-plane using a DRAWING OF A BOMB!

And what’s a “TERROR BLUEPRINT” anyway? Is it a piece of paper with a REALLY SCARY FACE drawn on it?

EDIT: RedSmartie (the real one, not the fake Canadian loser) has kindly sent me a scanned image of a TERROR BLUEPRINT to share with you all.  Yes, that’s me (more years ago that I care to remember) looking all hairy and winsome and my favourite llamathing (knitted from real llamas, dontchaknow).

BBC NEWS | UK | Man jailed over terror blueprints