Archive for April, 2009

  • Chrissy Dances in the Sun

    Chrissy Dances in the Sun

    And the waves lap gently at the sand, pushing it up and pulling it back, undecided on whether they should stay or go but nevertheless forced into constant motion by the irresistible pull of the moon. Chrissy sits and waits on the shoreline for the...

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  • The Book of Fail. Chapter 1.

    The Book of Fail. Chapter 1.

    The Book of Fail Being an account of the End of Days Chapter 1 1. And it came to pass that The Great Orange Stupid looked upon the face of The Company and was displeased. 2. He spoke unto the sky and unto the firmament...

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  • Incoming!

    Incoming!

    The pigeon emitted a ghastly shriek as it spun out of the sky and strafed the pavement by my feet. I leapt nimbly to the side and kicked out with one foot, sending the hideous creature hurtling headlong into a nearby bush. “Aha! Take that!”...

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  • Crepe Paper Suit

    Crepe Paper Suit

    It was early in the evening when the leathery little chap in the crepe paper suit first approached me as I was walking through the park. He did not do so directly, but instead walked past on my right hand side, circled around behind me,...

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