The Temple of Bague Wasting bandwidth since 1997 - Now in our 27th wasteful year!
Ramblings / 23 August 2004 / John / 0
Last Friday has been the 24th until I came in today and discovered it was only the 23rd today. Anyhoo, much silliness aside, let’s get on with the job in had. Which is MOANING. I have many things to moan about today, but here’s a few to get us started: Banks are gits. They charge
Ramblings / 20 August 2004 / John / 0
uJournal appear to have vanished up their own unmentionables in some form of freak accident (no doubt involving a leopard). After the world-famous Nelefa Blog (or Neleblog as we at Nelefa Towers fondly refer to it) being unavailable for over a week, we’ve decided to replace it with something we do ourselves. If you see
Rants / 9 August 2004 / John / 0
One of my children was stung by a wasp at the weekend. That sentence, on its own, paints quite a vivid picture, doesn’t it? Sort of. You see, the thing is this: a sting exists in nature as a defense mechanism, allowing small delicate insects to defend themselves against much larger predators. So, how does
Rants / 9 August 2004 / John / 0
NO! I do not want an eight foot long penis. I do not want to look at cavorting cheerleaders. I do not want a herbal alternative to viagra, and I most certainly do not want to see “Hot naked barely legal chicks getting off with giant octopus people from the third void of Quarg”. What
Rants / 9 August 2004 / John / 0
Alright, so I was in a shop the other morning, cruising for a nice chunk of biscuity goodness. I was perusing the shelves in a fairly nonchalant kinda way when my eye alighted on the straw that broke the camel’s back. Fox’s Sprinkle Crinkle Crunch. Sprinkle Crinkle Fucking Crunch, ladies and gentlemen. Apparently they’re sprinkled
Rants / 9 August 2004 / John / 0
“Would you like help with the packing?” Well, let me just check what I’m actually buying here. Hmmm. A bottle of milk. A bag of apples. Let me see – do I need help packing? Do I need help picking up a little bottle of milk and a small bag of apples, and placing them