Archive for August, 2004

  • I apparently don’t know what date it is.

    I apparently don’t know what date it is.

    Last Friday has been the 24th until I came in today and discovered it was only the 23rd today. Anyhoo, much silliness aside, let’s get on with the job in had. Which is MOANING. I have many things to moan about today, but here’s a...

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  • Bah humbug

    Bah humbug

    uJournal appear to have vanished up their own unmentionables in some form of freak accident (no doubt involving a leopard). After the world-famous Nelefa Blog (or Neleblog as we at Nelefa Towers fondly refer to it) being unavailable for over a week, we’ve decided to...

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  • WASP!

    WASP!

    One of my children was stung by a wasp at the weekend. That sentence, on its own, paints quite a vivid picture, doesn’t it? Sort of. You see, the thing is this: a sting exists in nature as a defense mechanism, allowing small delicate insects...

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  • Spamming Fucktards

    Spamming Fucktards

    NO! I do not want an eight foot long penis. I do not want to look at cavorting cheerleaders. I do not want a herbal alternative to viagra, and I most certainly do not want to see “Hot naked barely legal chicks getting off with...

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  • Made Up Biscuit Names

    Made Up Biscuit Names

    Alright, so I was in a shop the other morning, cruising for a nice chunk of biscuity goodness. I was perusing the shelves in a fairly nonchalant kinda way when my eye alighted on the straw that broke the camel’s back. Fox’s Sprinkle Crinkle Crunch....

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  • Packing Assistance

    Packing Assistance

    “Would you like help with the packing?” Well, let me just check what I’m actually buying here. Hmmm. A bottle of milk. A bag of apples. Let me see – do I need help packing? Do I need help picking up a little bottle of...

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